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Moan's interactive premiere won't be via webcast. Instead, she'll live* blog from the conveniently located pink Twitter bot stationed here in the middle column. Tune in this Sunday to chat with Moan (we hope) as she reports live* from the virtual red carpet at the Kodak Theatre. Twitterphiles can enable Oscar tweets directly from the horse's, uh, Moani's mouth.
The Spewker's Virtual Hollywood correspondent Moan Quivers will live* blog the Oscars this Sunday, February 24, 2008, beginning 7:15 p.m. EST.
*Moan Quivers is a pending trademark of The Spewker, all rights reserved. Moan is is a fictional virtual personality who exists strictly on the Internet. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental and is not meant to suggest any relationship to such persons.