Barack Obama Poised for Clean Sweep in Potomac Primary

We interrupt our odyssey at the University of Maryland for this important Election 2008 news update.

Polls have closed and just like that, the 2008 Potomac Primary appears to have ended as predicted. Latest news results at about 7:40 p.m. EST indicate Obama will make a clean sweep. That will leave "She-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named" 0 for the past 8.

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