Scarlett Johansson Opens Cannes of Worms

Scarlett Johansson needs to stick a pin in it. Her head must be the size of a watermelon. Seriously, she of luscious lips blew a good thing big time. Must have thought old Woodykins, was paying the freight.

Scarjo's hotel, transportation, and makeup demands so enraged the French Branch of Warner Brothers Films, executives left her in New York rather than fly her to Cannes. Too bad because the crowd adored her latest Woody Allen film, Vicky Christina Barcelona. Co-stars Penelope Cruz and Rebecca Hall basked in a ten minute standing ovation alone. Afterwards, they and the Woodman partied like there was no tomorrow.

No one missed Johansson, according to one prominent New York socialite. Ouch. That's gotta sting.

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Celebrities Make A Fashion Statement for Barack Obama

As primary season rolls to an end, Barack Obama remains poised to claim victory on the campaign trail. Obama's uplifting message and charisma have inspired hoards of Americans to register for the vote, as well as cross party lines.

Meanwhile, the racist horse's patoot selling Curious George Obama t-shirts is about to be sued. You bet people are coming out of the woodwork to protest. Silly bigot. Doesn't he realize the Obama Camp and its supporters already control the t-shirt market?

Industry insiders say a run on political merchandise is a reliable indicator of electability. In that case, the Democrats can breathe a sigh of relief. The sparkly famous crowd is up to their ears in designer Obama.

Perez Hilton [Source]

Kim Kardashian [Source]

Ryan Phillippe [Source]

Jessica Biel [Source]

Halle Berry [Source]

The Original Obama Girl [Source]

Illinois State Senate President Emil Jones [Source]

Pete Wentz [Source]

Hayden Panettiere [Source]

Joel Madden [Source]

Spike Lee [Source]